Monday, December 29, 2008

End of the story...

Yes, my mother was right and trying to make the fabled pointsettia bloom a second year was not worth the time. Here (right) is the only real red half-flower.
I stuck in silk flowers (above) and it looked pretty good, if a bit leggy and yellow. I was telling the tale during Christmas Eve dinner, correctly assuming that no one reads my blog, and my brother-in-law Paul interrupted, "Those are artificial flowers? That's a terrible ending!" How true...

Monday, December 15, 2008

In the spirit of the March Family Christmas

Homemade felt flower pins for my coworkers...

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Crop failure

Well, there are 15 days until Christmas and Audrey II, my enormous green pointsettia from last year, still only has one red leaf. This despite everyone lavishing care upon her (even my visiting in-laws who were roped into pulling her in and out of the closet on schedule when they stayed upstairs). I bought a new white pointsettia today and perhaps will ultimately display Audrey with artificial flowers tucked amid her ample foliage.

I pushed for a NO PRESENTS policy this Christmas but received too much negative feedback on this idea to have it fly (mainly from Joel). But I've tried to keep things suitable for the current economic clime, such as making a pair of wool slippers for my father by buying a wool sweater at the thrift shop, shrinking/felting it, cutting it into pieces, and sewing them together (twice, when the first ones turned out too large). I also knit something for Liv that took two months part-time and am now trying to finish something for Norris that is only about 1/3 done. So, lots of things that are inexpensive, meaningful, but time-consuming!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Strangest purchase ever...


The day after Thanksgiving, Liv, Joel and I aimed between Black Friday shopping madness and a Buy Nothing Day vow and went to our favorite Unique Thrift. For some reason, I became intrigued by a $2.80 box of fiber optic flowers to assemble, possibly because I was finding nothing else to purchase for myself.

The kit (made in Israel!) turned out to be a bizarre collection of parts with no instructions. There were cardboard flower parts, green drinking straws, tiny coiled pieces of foil--even the the two parts of the pink plastic vase had to be put together with modeling clay. Assembling this mess was not fun! But now I have a bunch of plastic and cardboard glowing flowers. (Joel is already scheming how to harvest the fiber optic part and make it into something science fiction-y.)


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

What Would Martha Do?

I read a feature in the Strib a couple weeks ago about creating beautiful autumnal windowboxes. I bought some pinecones as suggested but balked at paying for such additions as peacock feathers, which were expensive even at Michael's. Unfortunately, even with the bottom of the boxes stuffed with plastic bags to take up space, the effect looked skimpy. I was just thinking about the need to cut down some dead rudbeckia when a light bulb went off over my head--why not engage in a little crop rotation? (as my brother-in-law Mark said about growing a beard when going bald) So I added dead stuff from the front of the yard and voila! Not quite peacock feathers, but times are hard.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

New funny fortunes

First a disclaimer for Liv: these fortune cookies came with our cheap chow mein from Dragon City Cafe, not from a restaurant meal.


Joel's: "Don't worry about the stock market. Invest in family."


We found this prescient about the stock market collapse, but humorous as Joel has almost no interest in money or the family finances.



But mine was even better, causing me to 'Liv laugh': "Keep an eye open for an opportunity in the field of sports."



Could a doughnut eating contest count?

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Non-political news

I noticed that our baby (the pointsettia that I take out of the closet every morning and Joel moves back into the dark every evening) has one leaf that is turning red! Will it all turn perfectly in time for Christmas? Or too soon or too late? Stayed tuned!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Election Day

I sent this photo in to the New York Times a few minutes ago. We'll see if they think it fits their feature of photos of election day around the nation. A neighbor who lives very near our polling place puts this sign up on election days. He's kind of our Bill Ayers.


My 85-year-old mother is working as an election judge for the last time (or so she says) and my 21-year-old daughter is working as an election judge for the first time. I am not knocking on doors today, but we did drop off four loaves of homemade pumpkin and apple bread for the DFL GOTV workers this morning, and I did help put their packets together.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

An imaginary essay

I had planned to write a prize-winning essay about American URBAN values after Sarah Palin’s acceptance speech when she said, “A writer observed: ‘We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty, sincerity, and dignity’” (the “writer” being Westbrook Pegler, an anti-Semite and proponent of assassinating FDR and Robert Kennedy). I got sidetracked from writing and since then have read two good columns on this topic, one by the Chicago Tribune's Steve Chapman and one by the L.A. Time's Rosa Brooks.



After Palin’s speech about the "pro-America areas of this great nation," I climbed back up on my high horse. But as the election is thankfully only 5 days away, I don't think I'll get my essay written and published in time, so I'll just dump my ideas here for my 2 or 3 faithful readers.

Here were some of my possible frameworks:

MY NEIGHBORHOOD Saint Anthony Park is one of the most liberal neighborhoods in the nation--we not only have Obama and Franken signs in almost yard, we still have Wellstone signs! Yet we sponsor an all-America, old-fashioned Fourth of July Festival with a parade featuring Girl and Boy Scouts, Neighbors for Peace, kids on decorated bikes and wagons, lawnmower brigades, politicians, nursing home residents, and dogs in red, white, and blue.

A WEEK IN A CITY DWELLER’S LIFE
Here I would describe some of the activities in which I participate. For example, last week I went to my community education yoga class, took part in a pot-luck Shakespeare reading through a neighborhood arts group, took a free bird watching class at a state park, took advantage of several libraries and bookstores, and played in an amateur band. This doesn’t even count such ‘elitist’ urban opportunities as access to professional theater, orchestras, opera, ballet or exotic restaurants.

WRAPPED IN THE FLAG
The idea would be to focus on one Lex-Ham Community Band concert. Of interest would be the diversity of the band (age, race, background, political bent, talent), the types of places we play and why, the people in our audiences, and our performance of music by American composers from Irving Berlin to Henry Mancini. I’d write a stirring conclusion about ending a summer concert at Lake Como with Sousa’s Stars and Stripes Forever with the audience standing and clapping along.

Isn't self-publishing wonderful?

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Paying it forward or something like that

A while back my mother asked me to write a letter to the Pioneer Press for her. I tried to get out of it, saying that none of my letters to the editor had been published in the last decade, but she pleaded and I gave in. The topic was John McCain's call for 45 new nuclear reactors so the letter required some research and time--but lo and behold, it was published! It was gratifiying and galling at the same time, as I'd finally had something published but under someone else's name.

Last week, the Strib's Katherine Kerstin wrote an unusually bad column (even for her) and Joel remarked it sounded like a satire from The Onion. I stole his idea, dashed off a one-sentence letter, and it was published today! So now I feel my karma has evened out (even if Joel has been left shortchanged).

Sunday, October 12, 2008

And what does this mean?

Joel's fortune cookie last night: "You will make many changes before settling down happily."

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Business-discouraging fortune cookies

Our favorite Asian restaurant seems to have bought a new barrel of naggy fortune cookies. Last week Joel got one that said, "Enjoy yourself and eat dessert! Three times a week is okay" (a week??!) And yesterday mine read "Work on improving your exercise routine."

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Audrey II

I managed to keep our cheap Christmas pointsettia alive until spring, when I planted it in the garden. It provided green filler for an empty space. Now I am going to try to get it to bloom for Christmas 2008 by following instructions on the Internet. It requires TOTAL darkness for 14 hours every day (many warnings about not letting even a moonbeam touch it) and 6-8 hours of bright sunlight. Unfortunately, the plant has grown into a monster, albeit a healthy and well-shaped monster. Today Joel and I managed to get it into a pot and upstairs, where we will slide it in and out of Liv's old closet twice daily, using an old towel to protect the floor. Sound like more trouble than it's worth?? Think we'll remember our duties every day???

And how many college-age children get displaced from their old room by a plant?

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Misc.

I've actually been working a lot recently, hence the lack of posting. Not to mention the time spent making faux Greek yogurt. So I'll just start a new parlor game tonight...

The Background
When I made a political comment to Brandon, the 20-something drummer playing for "Bye-Bye, Birdie," I learned (too late!) that he was a Ron Paul fanatic and Libertarian. I found it funny that he extended his political beliefs to his playing. The director would get frustrated as Brandon would close his eyes and whale away at his own tempo. When the director good-naturedly asked him to pay attention, Brandon muttered that he didn't like to follow anyone's direction. Which would seemingly make it difficult to be a member of an orchestra.

So, the new game--political oxymorons:

Libertarian orchestra member
Republican _____________
Democratic _____________

Any suggestions?

Friday, September 12, 2008

Boogles

Joel and I enjoy seeing the alternative words suggested by our cell phones when texting. For example, I was typing "soap" and found that 7627 could also spell snap, roar, robs, soar, and sobs. We have often gotten tricked by "home" turning into "good" or vice versa without our noticing, causing some strange messages. But 4663 can also be gone, goof, hood, hone, and hoof. Joel noticed that "biking" can also be "ailing" or even "bikini!"

We thought it might be fun to start a parlor game or poetry contest based on these word sets. Making words out of a set of letters reminded me of the game Boggle, which I accidentally typed as Boogle when emailing Joel , so now we have a name for this concept.

BTW, Liv's homemade Greek-style yogurt did not turn out when using Blue Bunny brand yogurt (it all ran through the cheesecloth). So I make no guarantees, but mine is great.

Monday, September 1, 2008

It's no longer Greek to me

My name is Teresa and I have a Greek yogurt addiction.

Ever since I discovered halfway reasonably priced ($2.99/pint) nonfat G. yogurt at Trader Joe's, I've had to make a run to St. Louis Park at least every two weeks. The drive across town is horrible, TJ's is sometimes sold out, and it's embarassing to buy 12 pints of yogurt at a time.


I knew Greek yogurt was strained, so I decided to try making some from regular Old Home nonfat yogurt ($2.99/quart). I used clothespins to attach cheesecloth to the edges of a small bowl, added a serving of yogurt to the cheesecloth, and refrigerated. Lo and behold, my contraption allowed a copious amount of whey?/water? to drain into the catch-bowl and in about 6 hours, I had something with the look, texture, and taste of Greek yogurt!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Feedback

A fellow crop artist and I have been sharing media mentions about this year's crop art (or crap art) competition. A local writer for the national blog Daily Kos gave us a nice write-up, but thought all the entries were by kids and said that we were "young democrats with a promising future." Ha!

The Chaska paper had a nice article about the shortage of right-leaning crop art. The author actually undercounted the liberal entries by one.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Qapla' of sorts


I heard from first day fair attendees that my crop art entry got 3rd place in its category (amateur division with paint or dye allowed on 30% of the area). Some day I'd like to get higher than 3rd place, but I'm happy that my use of feathers didn't disqualify me entirely! Now to read what the right-wing bloggers have to say about me...

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Kind of a downer

When shopping at Target last weekend, I saw, and bought, a new album by my fave John Mellencamp. The album is titled "Life Death Love and Freedom" but should more accurately be called simply "Death." Here are some of the lyrics (selected from multiple songs):

"All I got here is a rear view mirror
Reflections of where I've been
So you tell yourself I'll be back up on top some day
But you know there's nothing waiting up there for you anyway.

Nothing lasts forever
And your best efforts don't always pay
Sometimes you get sick
And you don't get better..."


"So if I die sudden
Please don't tell anyone
There ain't nobody needs to know
That I'm gone
Just put me in a pine box
Six feet underground..."


"Young without lovers
Old without friends"


"I don't care if I see tomorrow
If I had a reason I'd pretend
I know one thing for certain
I ain't a got no friends.

Well one of these days
my anger get the best of my soul
In one desperate moment
I'm gonna dig me a hole
I'm gonna lie down in it
And let be what will be
And when the morning sun rises
There'll be no one to mourn for me"


"I can't see much like I used to
And I can't run like the wind
I don't sleep more than just a few hours
I can't remember where I've been

Ain't gonna need this body much longer
Ain't gonna need this body much more
I put in ten million hours
Washed up and worn out for sure."


"You wouldn't know it by looking at me now
But I was showin some promise once upon a time
But it's gone now and it ain't comin back
My time's come and gone
It's as simple as that."

I could conclude that I should have read the reviews before purchasing this album, but when I read the reviews later they were very positive. The reviewers must have all been young whippersnappers.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Ten days until the MN State Fair and...

one week until I turn in this year's entry for the crop art competition!

I've had some interesting experiences bringing my entries to the horticulture building in past years. The first time, the woman checking in entries had brought her adolescent daughter to work; the bored girl grabbed my fragile terra cotta bird covered with seeds and proceeded to roller skate around the room with it(!)

Last year I had a great deal of trouble with trying to get my Wizard of Oz lion to look like Colin Powell. He's just too normal and good-looking a man to easily characture (not to mention doing this in the guise of a lion and with seeds). Although I had previously admired the man, I felt his touting of the Bush administration war lies to the U.N. fit the 'no courage' lion--however, I finally gave up on worrying about perfecting his look and just went to turn the dang thing in (I also had to redo his sunflower seed body after Koko chewed it off the canvas). I was waiting behind a young woman with a sweet entry (vase of flowers) who turned around to look at my two offerings. I didn't know her political affiliation, but first she laughed and said, "Cheney!-I love it" and then glanced (glanced!) and the Wizard of Oz parody and said, "Colin Powell, now there's a man who lost his soul."

Obviously, this bucked me up quite a bit (even though other bloggers afterward referred to this character as various people, including Rove and Rummy).

David Steinlicht, the founder of cropart.com is detailed his progress on his 2008 entry at http://www.cropart.blogspot.com/

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Driving down the road and pondering life's mysteries

As Joel and I drove to Madison last weekend, we began to muse about water towers; specifically, how it could be cost effective to pump water up just to be able to use gravity to distribute it. Why it took us over 50 years to consider this, I don't know. Joel pretty much guessed the answer:

"One of the big advantages of a water tower is that it lets a municipality size its pumps for average rather than peak demand. That can save a community a lot of money. Say that the water consumption for a pumping station averages 500 gallons of water per minute (or 720,000 gallons over the course of a day). There will be times during the day when water consumption is much greater than 500 gallons per minute. For example, in the morning, lots of people wake up at about the same time (say 7:00 a.m.) to go to work. They go to the bathroom, take a shower, brush their teeth, etc. Water demand might peak at 2,000 gallons per minute at 7 a.m. -- there is a big cost difference between a 500-gallon-per-minute pump and a 2,000-gallon-per-minute pump. Because of the water tower, the municipality can purchase a 500-gallon-per-minute pump and let the water tower handle the peak demand. At night, when demand normally falls to practically zero, the pump can make up the difference and refill the water tower. "



The strange thing is that as we were talking about this, we realized that our CD mix was playing "John Deere Green"--certainly the only song written about a water tower!

And on a final water tower note, here is a picture of the one in Pequot Lakes... painted to resemble a bobber.



Friday, July 25, 2008

Busy two weeks

It's been a while since I posted anything, but I have some valid excuses. Joel and I were very involved with "Bye-Bye, Birdie" last week, spending every night in South Saint Paul. The play ended on Saturday night and on Sunday night we had about 45 Lex-Ham band members/family/friends over to our house for a BBQ picnic and rehearsal (in our garage). Then Monday morning we left for a 4 day trip to Crow Wing State Park and Pequot Lakes. We highly recommend the Paul Bunyan State Bike Trail which runs from Brainard to Bemidji. You can see it wasn't overly crowded!

Somewhere in between all these events, Liv and I went to hear George McGovern give a speech on hunger. I'd been wanting to write him after reading "Nixonland," to apologize for voting for Richard Nixon when I was 18 in 1972. I hadn't been able to find his address, so was thrilled to learn he was going to be a few miles away at the Como Pavilion. It was a cathartic experience--not only was I able to greet him with a standing ovation with the other attendees (most of whom were MN food shelf folk), I was able to apologize in person. Here we are (the young woman over Liv's shoulder is Al Franken's daughter):




I learned in "Nixonland" that McGovern had the same Biblical quotation (Micah 6.8) on his office wall as we have on our car: "And what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?"


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Family sayings

My brother-in-law long ago outlawed spouses, children, and other immediate family members from being teammates for games like Taboo where years of shared experiences provide an unfair advantage. I was thinking recently about the derivation of some expressions we use in our family. For example, whenever one of us is doing something rather dull, we immediately say in our defense, "It keeps me out of the bars." We collected this droll excuse decades ago from a man who asked if he could dig in our boulevard if he found anything with his metal detector. Joel asked if he often found anything of value or interest and he replied rather sadly, "No. My wife bought this for me. It keeps me out of the bars."

Another famous family expression comes from a visiting Austrian pen-pal of the aforementioned brother-in-law. This young man became so disgusted with our American ways that he asked for a phone book to look up the Byron Society "vere you can play chess and have an intellectual conversation." For almost 30 years, whenever our conversation becomes particularly inane, someone is sure to look heavenward and groan, "Vere is the Byron Society?"

Some more chestnuts from the Anderson archives:

"Having a nice picnic, kids?"
Said by my father to some strange kids on our farm in Red Wing who had started a fire out in a field. My cousin and I told them to put the fire out and when they refused, I boasted that my dad would come and kick them off our land. You can see how well that worked! Now this expression is used to indicate a person (usually not me) is being too nice.

"How long have you lived in Minnesota?
My elderly uncle uses this sarcastic comeback for anyone at his assisted living center who comments on the weather (hot, cold, whatever). Now used by us to point out that someone is making much of the obvious, as in "Didn't our director go on a long time about 'Lincolnshire Posy' tonight?" "How long have you lived in Minnesota?"

"Good shot, son!"
Readers might recognize this quote from a scene in the movie "Parenthood" where Steve Martin praises his son so as not to hurt his self-esteem even when he's a college sniper in his imagination. (Another brother-in-law recently saw this movie on TV and said this scene had been removed in the wake of such real college shootings.) Joel and I say this whenever we realize we're praising our kids for minor things such as returning our credit card after buying gas without going on a shopping spree.

Anyone out there want to share some of their family expressions?

Friday, July 4, 2008

Getting our money's worth

Obviously, I am not a charter member of the Minnesota Taxpayer's League. I agree with Oliver Wendell Holmes , Jr., that "Taxes are what we pay for civilized society" (for an interesting website on this subject, visit Government is Good). This summer I've been enjoying many things my taxes have helped build and maintain. With members of my family and alone, I have biked to and around Lake Como and visited the zoo and conservatory multiple times. Here's a photo from the new seasonal butterfly house.

Last weekend Joel and I rode our bikes on the interesting Hidden Falls/Crosby Farm trail next to the Mississippi River. Today we biked on part of the Gateway State Bike Trail which goes through St. Paul, Maplewood, and North St. Paul.

What's really neat is seeing all the different people enjoying these public places together. It's great to have places like these in an urban area, accessible to everyone.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Breaking down the separation of Church and State one band at a time

For some reason, every "community" group we join ends up having a religious component. This doesn't bother me, but it does seem as if some atheist, Jew, or Muslim might complain. But either we don't have any non-Christians in these groups, or they're too intimidated to say anything.


Our original community band (St. Anthony Park) usually plays some music with Christian origins (even at the Shalom Home!)--this year it's a Dixieland version of "Just a Closer Walk with Thee." With the Woodbury Chorus and Orchestra, we routinely prayed for miracles regarding their iffy equipment truck and produced complete concerts of classical religious pieces.


Now with our second community band (Lex-Ham) we are playing at two churches in a row. Yesterday, we played for the feast day festival of St. Thomas More on Summit Avenue. The full band played outside after the service during the BBQ, while our brass and flute groups played prelude and postlude music. Joel and I attended the mass and it was very interesting, as the building was beautiful and the service was both high church (two priests, one deacon, two acolytes, a crucifer, cantor, incense, choir, organ, etc.) and also contemporary (liturgical dancer, trumpet, guitar, string bass, friendly people, enthusiastic singing, etc.).


Next week we will be playing a second 'patriotic concert' at St. Paul Apostolic Church, a small urban congregation that is decidely low church. The pastor plays trumpet with us and likes to feature the band at his church--always making sure that the musical numbers come both at the beginning and the end of the service so we have to stick around for his entire sermon! Perhaps I am Jewish...

Sunday, June 15, 2008

GWB again

I may be all hat and no cattle, but at least I've got two hats!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Measure once, cut twice

Well, I've started my 2008 State Fair crop art entry. I always plan my outline fairly carefully, but then fly by the seat (seed?) of my pants in terms of filling in with color and texture. To make a long story short, I probably should have planned more carefully. The categories are so specific (one has to have all the surface covered with natural seeds, one has to have all the surface covered but 30% of the seeds can be dyed or painted, one can have 30% of the background painted but the seeds have to be natural, 20% of the total can be processed crops like Cream of Wheat, etc., etc.) so it's easy to do something out of compliance. The good news is, I finally found a great quote today on the Internet (yes, I have been working on this for days without having any idea of the spacing needed for the words--this is an example of my sloppy approach).

This is why I get only notoriety, not blue ribbons.

I'm not planning on posting the entire work until it is unveiled at the fair (in case some of my many critics are reading the blog--James Lileks, this means you!) but I will share one the one detail pictured above.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Qapla'!


I finally finished Norris's vest-in-the-round. Definitely not worth the blood, sweat, tears, and money. I'm going to have to rip out the ribbing around the vee neck or he'll never be able to get it over his big Anderson head (actually, even Koko might have trouble getting his head through the opening). But here it is in its current 'finished' state.

Now I can start working on crop art!

Friday, May 30, 2008

Art imitates life?



Liv and I saw the exhibit of WPA art at the Weisman on Wednesday. The show was very interesting, especially as some of the featured artists were local. Many of the works of art depicted familiar sights, such as Fowell Hall or the Baptism River. As we looked at a painting of the Washington Avenue Bridge, Liv pointed out that we were standing almost in the same spot as the artist had been in the 1930s (except that there were some museum walls in the way). So we had to go out on the balcony to take a photo of the same scene in 2008.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Help, I'm drowning!


Yesterday's breeze cause our neighbor's crab apple trees to lose petals so dramatically that it looked like a pink snowstorm in our yard. I noticed my turtle (a purchase from the previously mentioned Bubba O'Leary's General Store) looked as though he was struggling to keep his head above the rising tide.

On another topic, one of the few positive aspects of the extended Democratic presidential primary race is how previously ignored states get to have their moment in the sun--think South Dakota! Obama gave his speech responding to Bush and McCain's "appeasement" slur in Watertown, SD, and on Friday Clinton made her assassination comment to the Sioux Falls Argus Leader while the press corps waited at her next scheduled appearance--the deli area of the Brandon supermarket! Not only does my cousin Audrey live in Brandon, but we're also acquainted with this supermarket's deli! Two years ago, Audrey's daughter Lynn asked them to cater her wedding reception dinner at the Brandon golf course. Audrey stopped by the deli to pick up some breakfast items for her house guests the day before the wedding and as part of her good-byes, said, "See you tomorrow!" It was only when the manager didn't have any idea what she was talking about, did they realize that Lynn's wedding had never been added to the schedule!

So, Brandon, SD, a place where unexpected things happen! I could say, "It's a small world," or I could use the more negative Russian expression that Liv just taught me: "The world is crowded."

Friday, May 23, 2008

A before-breakfast coincidence

As I'm not the type to share my innermost thoughts and wild experiences (except for researching Percy Grainger) on my blog, I am often left searching for material. Because of this, I maintain a list of possible stories to dip into when the well of current life anecdotes is dry. This morning I scanned my file for ideas but nothing struck my fancy. I did add a future story possibility to the list--my appendectomy surgeon reassuring my mother that it would be a positive thing to have my appendix removed at 20 as I could do anything in the future--hike the Himalayas!--without having to worry about my appendix bursting. I thought of this recently as my daughter is going to spend 5 weeks in a remote area of Mexico--with an intact appendix! It made me realize that I never have come close to living the adventurous life this doctor foresaw for me. After so many years, if I attempted such travel, I wouldn't die of a ruptured appendix, but of a heart attack.

Anyway, I typed in "Surgeon saying getting my appendix out was a good idea so I wouldn’t have to worry when hiking the Himalayas" for future use (having to spellcheck Himilayas). Then I closed the file and went to my email, which consisted of my Lion brand yarn newsletter, a source of kitschy patterns, crafting cartoons, and advertisments for Vanna White's yarn. Imagine my surprise when the very first item was the following:

Tree of Life Knit-Along #2 - So many people have joined our knit-along, even Kusum Budhwar who says, "I live in a remote corner of the Himalayas...but I have downloaded the pattern and am eager to knit-along."

And so a blog post was born.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Stranger than fiction

Our summer band director’s highbrow musical taste does not match mine (or many of the other members). However, our opinions are not solicited, and if offered, are politely ignored. Recently things have taken a turn for the worse. With rehearsal attendance poor and musicianship lacking, our director decided to introduce Percy Grainger’s “Lincolnshire Posy,” a six-movement ‘masterpiece’ notorious for its difficulty!

From Wikipedia:

“Rufford Park Poachers [third movement] opens presenting an asymmetrical melody between Bb clarinet and piccolo followed two eighth notes later by Eb clarinet and alto clarinet. This movement is noted for being extremely difficult to count between the counterpoint, rapidly shifting and odd time signatures, and unusual rhythms.”

“The Brisk Young Sailor [fourth movement] begins with a clarinet choir playing the simple melody. The melody is then expanded upon by the entire band in several viciously difficult ways. One notable occurrence of this is when a solo baritone horn is given the melody while the first clarinets, flutes, and piccolos play an incredibly fast sextuplet pattern and arpeggios before it resolves into a fugue like reiteration of the melody through a solo soprano saxophone and oboe. This is considered one of the most difficult movements of the piece due to its speed and need for immaculate accuracy.”

“Lord Melbourne [fifth movement] A fierce and heavy war song that opens in free time, where the conductor marks every beat with a different length (this portion tends to be memorized) and then moves into a trumpet solo followed by a heavy, repeating motif. This movement slides rapidly into different time signatures including unusual times such as "2.5/4" and "1.5/4" as well as in and out of "free time." Many of the bandmembers' range abilities are also tested in this movement, as the clarinets are forced to hit a top-of-their-range high G, the flutes have to hit a high B, and on the final chord the top trumpet must hit a high C sharp.”


I learned that the original (professional) band that introduced “Lincolnshire Posy” to the public in 1937 refused to play two of the completed five movements because of their difficulty and “unusual ingredients!” So, naturally this would be a good choice for a group of amateurs to polish up in a couple hours to entertain nursing home residents. Let’s hope everyone can turn their hearing aides off quickly.

Percy Grainger’s life story is worth a read--visit here or here to find out more (some of the details are not suitable for a family blog). A few of his more humorous eccentricities:

He hid under an old lady’s bed to hear her sing a folk song after she refused to do so for him.

He kept a daily record of his weight although it never varied from 145 pounds.

He became a vegetarian, but hated vegetables and lived on nuts, cheese, bread, fruit, cakes, fruit pieces, and ice cream.

He would walk or run between concert venues (even between different cities) and sometimes arrived on stage in his gym shorts. When traveling by ship, he’d keep in shape by shoveling coal.

He was a gifted pianist who hated playing the piano (he was disappointed when cutting off the tip on a finger working on a bicycle chain didn’t end his concert career).

He designed clothing out of towels, including a forerunner of a sports bra.

The sad and really weird stuff you can read for yourself!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Another example of breaking things down into components...

This weekend Joel and I attended the annual Art in Bloom event at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts. For the uninitiated, this is billed as a "four-day festival that celebrates timeless art and fresh flowers.” Basically, volunteers interpret selected works of art through floral arrangements. It’s always fun to try to analyze the similarities between the pairs and to listen to other visitors doing the same: “See, those curly willow branches represent the smoke over the rooftops…” Given that art is made up of many components such as color, line, and texture, the floral artists can, and do, emphasize different aspects of the painting or sculpture. It seems visitors enjoy a ‘good match,’ but nothing too obvious (case in point: a Little Mermaid doll as part of an arrangement illustrating an Art Deco painting that included a mermaid). It's a great free event--consider attending next year!


The following example features a floral arrangement by our neighbors Rachel, Annika, and Suzanne (taken with Joel's cell phone).
































Monday, April 28, 2008

Speaking of bits & pieces...

My new, expensive, circular knitting needles broke in the middle of my vest project! I managed to recover all my stiches on an extra needle, but now I have to figure out how to transfer these 240 stiches to my new, cheap, circular knitting needles.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Movin' on up!

When replacing some vinyl flooring upstairs, we had to decide whether or not to keep the ugly old kitchen sink (from an earlier era when the upstairs was an illegal apartment). Norris said its enamel finish made it vintage and we shouldn’t jettison it—then when we kept it, he said, “You kept that hideous thing?!” But after 29 years, it has paid off. We haven’t been able to use our kitchen sink this week because of a broken sewer pipe under our basement floor. But we have a spare! Of course, we do have to carry all the dishes up and down a flight of stairs, but the view is nice.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

A post that actually ties in with the concept of this blog!

I recently started knitting a vest for my son based on a pattern in the newly released Son of Stitch ‘n Bitch book. Not that Norris needed any more clothes, or I needed any more projects-- I thought it would be a learning experience, given that it required both knitting in the round and using multiple strand Fair Isle technique.

My friend Lisa came over to talk me through my fears about knitting in the round, which I have always avoided because the concept messes with my mind. For example, where you would usually knit one row, then purl one row to get a smooth stockinette pattern, when knitting in the round (really a spiral), you’d just knit every row. Freaky! The Fair Isle technique involves following a grid pattern for each row, working with at least two colors of yarn at the same time. Hard! But Lisa convinced me that this would all make sense (thanks, Lisa!)

As I commenced knitting, I realized that I didn’t really have to understand all the concepts—I just had to slavishly follow the instructions. As you can see from the photo, the pattern features anchors and stripes. Amazingly, as long as you do exactly what the chart tells you to do for each of the 36 different rows, the pattern will magically appear. This so intrigued me, that I began mulling on this as a metaphor for life; i.e., you might not understand everything, but if you just do what is commanded, etc., etc. etc.

This idea was explored in A.J. Jacobs’ The Year of Living Biblically, a humorous and touching book that I highly recommend. In an attempt to fully follow all commands in the Bible, he invited an Orthodox Jew over to his apartment to check his clothes for improper mixing of fibers (shatnez). This mentor, Mr. Berkowitz, believed that it was better not to try to understand God’s reasoning behind the traditions and laws. He even taught the rabbinically-approved way of putting on your shoes. “You put on your right shoe. Then your left shoe. Then you tie your left shoe. Then you go back and tie your right shoe.” That way you don’t waste any time thinking about it.

Just as Jacobs eventually gravitated toward a more liberal Judaism that encouraged questioning, I slowly came to realize that my blind obedience to The Chart was not going to work. If I followed the instructions to keep repeating the same 36 rows, some anchors would be directly on top of each other instead of off-set. After reasoning this through with my husband (a non-knitter, but one with an engineering-type brain) and my son (a non-knitter, but one who has a vested interest in the outcome of the project, so to speak), I ended up designing another 36 rows to make the anchors and stripe colors turn out right.

So what is the take-away message? Joel pointed out that Mark 12.30, “And you shall love the Lord you God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind, and with all your strength,” includes ‘mind.’ So, whether in knitting or faith, it’s still necessary to think. And read a review of a book before buying it—doing so retrospectively, I learned that S ‘n B books are known for their errors.


Thursday, April 10, 2008

I am NOT a band nerd


Joel and I used to make sport of those fellow Saint Anthony Park Community Band members who belonged to a lot of groups. Slowly, we have turned into those people. Bands and pit orchestras are always desparate for drummers who have their own equipment, can read music, and who show up sober (usually). Right now, I'm playing with one community band on Tuesday nights, another on Sunday nights, and rehearsing for a show that opens next week ("Once Upon a Mattress," produced by the Lakeshore Players in White Bear Lake). But just because I am playing 8 out of the next 11 nights does not mean I am a band nerd!

Joel and I also have plans for starting a little polka band as a sub-group within the Lex Ham Community Band. We figured that residents at the nursing homes would enjoy this style of music and some of our fellow musicians were eager to participate. I've had a hard time coming up with music for a group of instruments that include accordion and other C and Bb instruments, however. I was delighted to dig out the pictured book among the dusty junk at Accordion Heaven (on Randolph Avenue in Saint Paul). Love the illustrations!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Off the beaten track (or just off track)

I’ve just been reading Uncle Al’s Geezer Salad by my role model, the Star Tribune's retired columnist Al Sicherman. He certainly has a wonderful way of turning all of his misadventures into hilarious stories. Unfortunately, or fortunately, I haven’t done anything stupid enough to be funny recently. So, I’ll be dipping into my mental archives again for another travel essay.

My brother-in-law John once remarked that the bad things that happen on vacation are much more memorable than the good. Very true! Joel and I vividly recall the times we ended up at different places than we intended. This started early in our marriage when we drove to Chicago in 1977 specifically to see a King Tut exhibit at the Field Museum. This was before the era of timed tickets, and we heard a discouraging report on the radio on our way into town about the long lines. When our alarm went off at 5:30 am and we heard rain pouring on the roof, we turned over and went back to sleep. We ended up never even going near the Field Museum, but discovered the miniature Thorne Rooms in the Chicago Museum of Art instead. Ever since, we have referred to ‘that trip we took to Chicago to not see King Tut.”

In 1995, we took a family spring break trip to Kentucky and North Carolina. We wanted to visit Chimney Rock, a “towering 315-foot monolith located on the very edge of the Blue Ridge Mountains high above beautiful Hickory Nut Gorge.” You can walk to the top or ride the elevator up a “26-story shaft blasted through solid granite.” Unfortunately, the route to Chimney Rock from our state park base consisted of mile upon mile of scenic curves, and I got so carsick that we abandoned our plans of reaching Chimney Rock (the rock) and pulled into Chimney Rock (the town), home of Bubba O’Leary’s General Store! We had a grand time buying souvenirs and sipping Coca-Cola in icy bottles on the front porch, and I soon felt well enough to return to our cabin via a different route.

As my final example of getting off-course, last summer I joined Joel in Washington, DC, while he took a class. Knowing Joel’s interest in astronomy, I had encouraged him to apply early for the free, but limited tickets to the evening Naval Observatory tour. Before leaving home, we had received detailed instructions about how/when/where to show up for security clearance. Anyone not arriving in the specified half hour time slot would be killed. (Actually, just not allowed on the tour.) As the Naval Observatory is near the Vice-Presidential mansion, I was somewhat worried that there might be a WANTED sign on the wall with my picture (in seeds) featured. But, not to worry, because of course, true to this travel theme, we never got to the Observatory.

The problem began because we allowed too much time. As the Observatory was fairly close to our hotel, we decided to walk and got to the turnoff more than an hour before the official check-in time. Trying to decide what to do, we noticed a stunning building on the hill ahead of us, glowing in the setting sun. Could that be the National Cathedral? It was! As we had never seen the Cathedral, we naturally decided to walk a bit further and take a look around. Although it was fairly late, the building was open and we had a wonderful time exploring. Unfortunately, when we left the Cathedral we attempted to take a shortcut and got hopelessly lost. It was a very quiet neighborhood with no taxis or gas stations, and the few pedestrians we asked for directions were no help. After missing our window of opportunity to be strip searched at the Observatory, we gave up trying to find the dang place, and painfully and slowly and sweatily (this was July) retraced our steps all the way back to the Cathedral and then to our hotel, a three hour walk in all. I looked on my map (which I had left in the room) to see where we had gone wrong, and couldn’t find any of the landmarks we’d passed. I had to turn the thing over to get to the greater DC area, and realized we had walked to Maryland!

As Joel said, “Yes, sometimes you discover the National Cathedral and sometimes, Bubba O’Leary’s.”


A fun game for all my readers... match the picture to the name. Don't write on your computer screen!

Bubba O'Leary' General Store
The National Cathedral
One of the Thorne rooms
Chimney Rock
The Naval Observatory
King Tut


















Friday, March 28, 2008

A bathroom break...

Time to write something again? This blogging is kinda a drag!

Years ago the family was on a Disney World bus, traveling between two of the parks. One rather loud guy was holding court in the back of the bus, offering his opinion on people who felt one trip to Disney World was enough. He said, “I tell ‘em, have you visited every attraction? Have you eaten in every restaurant? Have you urinated in every restroom?” We were especially tickled at his unexpected proper phrasing.

We don’t necessarily eat in all the restaurants (opting for such cost-saving techniques as eating fruit and cereal in our room for breakfast), but we’ve probably discovered most of the restrooms in Disney World. I especially remember a trip when Liv was being potty trained when we had to be on red alert for whenever the urge struck. At least she wasn’t a “fearful flusher,” recently defined on our favorite Disney fan website as children who are terrified of automatically flushing toilets. Solution from ‘Anita Answer’ on allearsnet.com:

“It's simple, yet elegant. Carry a pad of those yellow sticky notes with you. (Well, you can use any color, I suppose, but yellow seems appropriate, somehow.) The adult, upon entering the Stall of Fear first, covers the electric eye on the Potty of Doom with the sticky note. Put the Fearful Family Member on the Potty of Doom, and when finished and off the hot seat, as it were, remove the sticky note from the electric eye. The Potty of Doom will then flush with ferocity when Junior is safely out of range.”

Might come in handy someday, eh?

Here is our brave little girl, all grown up, posing by the women’s restroom in Disneyland (note Russian marionette on sign).

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Life imitates life

This is a story about a double coincidence...

A while back, Liv and I read a humorous book by John Moe, who besides being a writer is a commentator on NPR and Seattle radio. Conservatize Me is a semi-serious look at Moe’s attempt to understand the conservative viewpoint. Although much of his experiment is silly (wearing different clothes, listening to country music, and eating beef jerky), he does interview some leaders of the conservative movement, including Jonah Goldberg, editor of National Review Online.

Goldberg asked to meet him at a Starbucks, which pleased Moe immensely because he had assumed patronizing this left-leaning company would be off limits for conservatives. What really blew him away, however, was that when he met Goldberg, Goldberg was drinking out of a Starbuck’s cup that featured a quote from—Jonah Goldberg! Moe wasn't sure if this was a major coincidence or if Goldberg always carried his special cup with him to psyche out others.

Okay, that’s coincidence #1...

During our Christmas week California vacation, we decided to visit the Richard M. Nixon Library and Museum partly because John Moe had given it a good review in his book. We ended up getting to Yorba Linda about an hour before the museum opened (not adjusting to the time zone change helped us experience the ‘rope drop’ opening at Disneyland as well). To kill time, we bought coffee and a New York Times at a nearby Starbucks. I was just thinking about John Moe and Conservatize Me due to the confluence of Starbucks and the Nixon library when I realized my cup featured a quote from—John Moe!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Toddlersitting


Last night Joel, Liv, and I took care of our niece/cousin Maizie for a couple hours. She was quite funny and seemed content to be in our care. Picture #1 is Maizie giving me a hug; Picture #2 is a picture of Maizie taken by herself!



Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Unexpected compliments

Well, the DFL senate district convention was much more interesting than the training for it. Never again will I try to be conscientious and prepare ahead of time!

I've had three unexpected compliments in the last two days.

1) When I told the elderly lady clerk at Hallmark that I didn't want a bag, she said, "Al Gore would be proud of you."

2) Today a flooring contractor was blown away by our arched front door, saying he'd never seen such a thing before (and here I'd been complaining about the $1000 we had to pay for a new matching storm door). He concluded, "It looks like a fairy tale house or something."

3) And at my Guinea pig reflexology session, my friend Kristine (the student working on my feet) said, "You have such cute little locus Buddha feet!" I don't even know what that means, but it certainly doesn't sound like my callused size 9s!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Party Hardly


Warning: this post involves politics, specifically Democratic politics. However, my Republican relatives should find the content inoffensive as it involves making sport of a DFL event.

Caught up in the excitement of attending our first caucus last month, Joel and I volunteered be delegates to the district convention. As my mother would say, we soon developed 'drunkard’s remorse' when we realized we’d be devoting an entire Saturday reviewing resolutions and voting on local officers. Our friend and neighbor Lisa (another delegate and a Franken volunteer) has taken her upcoming responsibility much more seriously. As part of her self-education she wanted to attend a DFL training session about ‘what to expect at the convention.’ After she invited me to come along TWICE, I finally capitulated and accompanied her to the Monday night session at a nearby union hall (what did you expect, the country club?)

Things looked promising when we checked in… the first PowerPoint slide said, “Learn How To Party!” with the logo of a frisky donkey. This was going to be fun! However, the local “outreach director” spent the first hour and a half going through slide after slide of mind-numbing information, none of which was terribly pertinent to ‘what to expect at the convention.’ For example, here are some of the slide titles:

Role of Senate District Officers

County Unit/Senate District Central Committee Ratification

Constitution & Bylaws Commission


And here is an example of a body of a slide (and approximate font size... Blogger wouldn't let me go any smaller):

The State Central Committee is the governing body of
the DFL Party between conventions. The county unit chair
and associate chair are automatic members. The county
chair may be allotted further member positions. One individual
shall be elected per position. If more than two at-large members
are to be elected, proportional voting shall be used. One ranked
alternate shall be elected for each member, including chair and
associate chair. State Central Committee alternates shall be
elected by gender and shall be ranked on separate lists.
(page 32, 2008-09 Official Call)


You get the idea… The combination of skipping the basics and the speaker not being very clear led to confusion on the part of the audience members, who started asking many questions (and some of the same questions more than once). The speaker’s initial enthusiasm curdled to testiness and then sarcasm. Finally giving up on her slides, she decided we should participate in a mock "walking sub-caucus."

After dividing us into pretend candidate/issue groups around the room (with such catchy fake names and issues as “DFL, Blue” or “Brian Melendez, Yellow”) our leader realized she had made a mistake in the number of groups. Because of this, all of our groups were ‘viable’ and we had no reason to move forward with the game (persuading or being persuaded to change sub-caucuses). So for the next half hour, confused people continued to ask questions which she rudely countered—only now instead of sitting in our semi-comfy union seats, we were standing in our pretend sub-caucus groups! No one could grab their jacket and sneak out because we were 'frozen' (an official caucus word)--rather like playing Statues as a kid with the neighborhood bully in charge. Finally, after two hours of torture, we were freed! Now I'm really not looking forward to Saturday.

Driving home, Lisa asked, “Do you hate me?” And I replied, “No, now I have something to write about on my blog.”

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Greetings

Welcome to my Bits & Pieces blog. After setting up the template, my husband Joel pointed out that my sidebar quotation was from a well-known writer of erotica. Perhaps it will garner me some (disappointed) visitors…

I like to tell true , if possibly slightly exaggerated, stories, so thought having a blog would be a good way to chronicle my adventures while sharpening my writing skills. Not that I don’t write for work, but grant reports and immunization-related newsletters don’t require much (actually any) creativity. I’ll also post occasional photographs and details on art projects, including my 2008 entries in the Minnesota State Fair crop art contest.

An Unexpected Twist story...

I have always been tickled when someone behaves differently than expected (at least differently that I expected them to act, based on superficial traits such as age, profession, etc.) These examples just go to show that human beings are complex, and not as easily pigeonholed as we sometimes think. So, here's a very recent illustration...

Last night Joel and I attended the touring production of “My Fair Lady” at the Orpheum Theatre. Being cheap, I had ordered the least expensive seats which turned out to be in the last row of the second balcony. A diminutive older lady followed us as we ascended to the heavens, and as we searched for our seats she pleadingly held out her ticket for us to decipher as she was afraid of heights and feeling too dizzy to read the small print. After we all sat down, I politely said, “This is high up, all right!” to cover any possible embarrassment on her part. But she obviously had regained her spunk, for she responded, “I’ve sat higher up before—at a Prince concert at the Target Center.” I thought perhaps I had misheard her, but she went on about seeing him close-up (second row) another time, which was thrilling, and how you could see then how small he was (she added, “But I think he’s taller than I am.”) At that point, the usher yelled up that we could all move down to any open seats, so we lost sight of our new friend.

A grey-haired New Power Generation?